I've had a multitude of revelations this week, one of
them being that I discovered how much of an asshole I am today, but that's beside
the point. I was talking with a friend about this and I wanted to share the
world of my troubles. I would like to focus on an entity that is in my life.
It's what I guess I’d describe it as, a natural cock block, in my life. Now,
what deciphers a natural cock block from and unnatural cock block? I
have not a fucking clue and I don't care to be analytical about this. The
point is there's an entity in my life that cock blocks me and it makes me
utterly depressed.
So, I met this girl a number of years ago. It was
a blatant accident. For the sake of this story, she will be named
Olga, because it is a heinous name. I had a class with her and sure
as shit, I had another class with her. Destiny would have it that I have a few
more classes with her. We are polar opposites. She is a liberal/borderline
communist and I am a Libertarian. She likes animals, I don't. She has anger
issues and takes it out on the world; I have anger issues and take it out on a
dead baby I keep in my closet. The one common thing we share is our dislike for
each other. Or maybe I'm the only one who is in dislike and she just doesn't
think I'm joking...
So anyways, everything I'm about to say is probably 100%
coincidental, but for the sake of my story and the hatred I have for this
person, it is all 100% true. I had a class with this girl. She was pretty cool,
cute, the whole package deal. Anyways, one day, I'm working my charm with this
chick (And when I mean working my charm, I mean shouting obscenities...)
and then Olga comes over to talk to me about nothing and how her mother has
schizophrenia and blah blah blah. Then the girl I was talking to decides to
introduce herself. Worst. Mistake. Ever. So, within about a few weeks, said
girl got into a relationship. NBD. Life moves on...
So recently, I've been trying to swoon this sweet, adorable girl
at school (and when I mean swoon, it's more like me stuttering
and stammering) with little to no success. Anyways, I was sitting with
Olga in one of the many eating facilities on campus. I didn't have class for
about an hour and nothing to do. Olga was packing up and at that moment, that
sweet little angel came around the corner and saw me. I smiled and she smiled
backing glowing like a...*insert romantic babble*. She came over and I invited
her to sit, and sure as shit, that dumb bitch Olga stepped in and introduced
herself to my angel. She is now currently in a relationship and my heart is in
utter turmoil.
What are the fucking odds that something like that happens? No,
really, I need an answer. This is an open question to anyone. I get, I missed
my opportunity with this chick and that's fine. I accept my fuck up, but
really? Almost the same scenario garners me identical end results. I'm not one
that follows up on signs, but let's fucking face it, that one is fucked up.
It's just fucking cruel.
And to add insult to injury, my sister tried to set me up with one
of her friends, I declined (siting that my sister would be a cock block), and
my best friend from out of left field, goes on a date with her last night...
Really? I have the worst
luck with women. I could write a book.
